"Let me ‘splain. No. There is too much. Let me sum up."
Hey guys! Mandy here!
Sorry it’s been a while since we’ve last posted. What? Like a year and a half or something crazy like that. Anyway, let me catch you all up on the CRAZY stuff that’s happened between our last post and now. For instance, Liz and I no longer live together. NEVER FEAR!!! We still keep in touch and go on crazy adventures together. Take a seat and grab your sleeping bag because we’re about to get intense.
Hamlet blew. Royaly. Hated it.
Me and the boy broke up. I went into a horrible depression.
I went to a shooting range and found out that I’m actually pretty good with a 9mm.
Liz started dating a boy.
I took a horseback riding class. The horse I was assigned to ride was an asshole.
Liz and the boy broke up. :(
I directed an amazing production of The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) [Revised].
I got hit on by a midget at a bar.
The horse and I reached a mutual understanding by the end of the semester and, I feel, to some degree came to respect and even admire one another.
Liz and I graduated!!! :D
Liz moved to Charlotte.
I sort of, partly lived in my car and partly on my friend’s couch.
Liz got a job with a news station; I got a job as a barista.
I moved up to Charlotte. For realsy.
I found out that I’m really good at baking cupcakes.
I was in a play!
I met a wonderful boy.
Liz got a dog. :D
Liz got into a car accident, which caused her heart to go be all weird again which meant that….
….Liz got to be a robot again. (And I was worried that she might have been turning into a Cyberman.)
Liz and I were in another play together!!! (In which we were those girls who dance around in bikinis for the elaborate entrances of pro wrestlers.)
I stage managed 2 shows!
Due to the news station being stupid, Liz left. Due to my bakery being stupid, I also left.
Liz had to get rid of the dog because he was just too crazy, but it’s OK because…..
…..Liz met an awesome
I got roofied. (It sucks. Do not recommend. Would not try again. 0 out of 10 stars.)
I was the production manager for a children’s summer camp.
I also started wrestling in fake blood to raise money for charity.
I got to play a Shakespearean lady for the first time. (I was Lavinia in Titus Andronicus, and it was amazing.)
I made about 10 togas out of bed sheets.
My boy dropped off the face of the planet.
I now work at an amazing clothing store.
Liz is still being awesome and still livin’ in CLT.
OK!! So, now that you’re all caught up, hopefully, we’ll begin posting again.